Important at that age

Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make
our days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into
town and went to a small shop down on High Street. I was only there
for about 10 minutes.

When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went
up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?"

He looked up, then ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I
called him a heartless Nazi ******* He glared at me and then started
writing another ticket for worn tires. So I called him a piece of stinking
dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first. I called him an asshole and a pig. Then he started
writing a third ticket. I called his mother a slut and a *****.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I verbally abused him,
the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a ****. I came
downtown by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired. It's important at my age.