Dutch Chewing Gum

Dutch Chewinggum:

A Dutchguy is enjoying his breakfast consisting of bread, butter and marmelade.
Next to him him an Englisman sits down, chewing his chewinggum who starts an unwanted conversation.

English:
"So you Dutch eat the whole bread"?

Dutch:
"Yes, sure"

English:
Annoyingly blowing bubble with his chewinggum: "We don't"
"In England we only eat the inside, the crust we save up in containers, recycle it & bake new bread which we sell to the Dutch"

Dutch:
"Do you eat bread with marmelade on it"?

English:
Chewing his gum with lots of noise.
"Yes, sure"

Dutch:
"We don't, in Holland we only eat fresh fruit, collect all seeds & other remains, recycle it & turn it into marmelade we sell to the English"

"Do you have sex in England"

English:
"Yes, sure"

Dutch:
"and what do you do with the condoms afterwards"?

English:
"We throw them away"

Dutch:
"We don't"
"In Holland we collect them in containers, recycle them, melt them into chewinggum & ship it over to England"

lol nice 1 keep em coming m8